The short answer
This one barely needs girl math. Dryer vent cleaning in Northern Virginia is normally $298 with us. Right now it’s $199 and a year of Comfort+ comes with it: a water heater flush, two HVAC maintenance visits and 15% off any service. Booked one at a time, those four visits come to $695. So you spend $199 and, by the rules, make $496.
The receipt
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| Visit | Booked on its own |
|---|---|
| Dryer vent cleaning | $298 |
| Water heater flush with a sewer camera inspection | $199 |
| HVAC maintenance visit | $99 |
| HVAC maintenance visit | $99 |
| Booked one at a time | $695 |
| You pay | $199 |
That’s about $50 a visit. Normally we’d make you sit through the joke to get here, but this math checks out with a straight face.
The $67 Heating Check
We check your furnace, heat pump or boiler before winter. Through December 31. See the offer
Girl math, worked out
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| The girl math | The real math |
|---|---|
| I paid once, so the other three visits are free. | They’re paid for. They only save you anything if you book them, so put them on the calendar when you sign up. |
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| The girl math | The real math |
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| 15% off anything means the next repair is practically a coupon I’ve already earned. | It’s 15% off any service for the year, and that one’s real. It’s the part people forget they have. |
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| The girl math | The real math |
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| I’ve never cleaned my dryer vent, so I’ve been saving money for years. | You’ve been saving lint. It builds up in the duct, and the before and after photo shows how much. |
How to tell your vent’s due
- Towels take two cycles to dry, and the lint trap is clean.
- The dryer or the laundry room runs hotter than it used to.
- Go outside while it’s running. If the flap on the wall barely moves, the air isn’t getting out.
- The vent runs a long way or goes up through the roof, which gives lint more places to settle.
Any one of those is a good reason to book. If you can’t remember the last cleaning, that counts too. We’ll take a before and after photo, so you can see what came out instead of taking our word for it. Book the other three visits while you’re at it, because that’s where the math comes true.
Who this is good for, and who it isn’t
It’s good for anyone who was going to do at least the dryer vent and one other visit this year. If you only want your dryer vent cleaned and you’ll never touch the rest, you still pay less than the $298 it normally costs. If you’ve got no water heater tank or no HVAC system we service, ask us first. It’s a yearly membership and not a coupon, and its own terms are on the membership page.
The bigger picture
Every other way to spend on this house is in girl math for home repairs, girl math for your furnace and girl math for plumbing. The straight version is our post on HVAC and plumbing deals.
Book the $99 drain clearing, the $67 heating check, the $199 dryer vent cleaning or the $99 water heater flush from goswiftpro.com/cookiesoffer and a box of free MOLTN cookies comes with it, book by November 30. A year of visits, and dessert. We’ve stopped trying to make the math any better.
Book it
Dryer vent and Comfort+: goswiftpro.com/membership. Or call (703) 997-9757. Rated 5.0 stars across 1,138 reviews on Google, Angi, Yelp, the BBB and Facebook, Virginia Class A license 2705192276. Every deal we run is on our offers page.
Questions people ask
How much is dryer vent cleaning in Northern Virginia?
Ours is $199, normally $298, with a year of Comfort+ membership included.
What does the Comfort+ year include?
A water heater flush with a sewer camera inspection, two HVAC maintenance visits and 15% off any service.
Is it a coupon?
No, it’s a yearly membership. Its own terms are on goswiftpro.com/membership.
How do you get $695?
$298 for the dryer vent, $199 for the flush and $99 each for the two HVAC visits, if you booked them one at a time.
